im ahmed hello :)

visit tracker on tumblr

1 234


gotchi:

superduperemily:

gotchi:

I hate straight people

*face gets really red and swollen and puffy and pissed off looking*

/you are a butt face/

What the fuck

holdyourghost:

welcometothepokemoncenter:

LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT GOODWILL

omg please watch this

youwish-youcould:

kngshxt:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

all i learned from this nudes leak debacle is that beyonce don’t fuck with jay-z like that nigga prolly in the cut waitin for pics and all he gettin is emojis

image

beyonce send that nigga polaroid nudes, in a case that only open wit his finger print, by pony express and that shit burst in to flames after 4 seconds like a snapchat.

F l a g r a n t.

peterandstiles:

deckthebunkers:

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

image

blameaspartame:

earl’s purchase

halaalpussy:

addictly:

I CANT BREATHE

WUKH WUKH WUKH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG ???!

endocrines:

endocrines:

Why does she have so many products

supersmashkev:

theogblackjesus:

theogblackjesus:

boy dis a nightmare I never wanna have. Just look at everybody face

this a hate crime

LMAO

cawieee:

the fault in our bees