eilidh is my only friend *x files theme song*



(Source: tibets)


darrynek:

nxte:

so i google searched “badass winnie the pooh” and…

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and on that day humanity received a grim reminder 


Are you a muslim?
Anonymous

Yah ☺️


Eid is the only day both white and non Muslim poc even acknowledge Muslims and it’s really annoying


You're so gross! I hate you so much you and ya fuckin feta dick cheese posts YOU ARE SO MESSY!!!!! I hope yo momma finds your blog and shuts ya LIFE DOWN!! YOURE TOO MUCHJOSH

j5h:

omg what did i do to deserve this… i just want the yummy cummies in my tummies

YOU MESSY HOE TAKE YA VITAMINS AND SOME NYQUIL AND SLEEP


coochiepebble:

j5h:

coochiepebble:

j5h:

i wish my dick was cut tbh

No you dont

I do! Don’t get me wrong, I love hiding my skittles in there but like!!


onigiri85:

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(Source: sydbaret)


datdumbartist:

I have never related so much to comic before

(Source: diaemyung)


j5h:

omg imagine bill nye cumming into your ass and then he puts on a mini scuba diving condom that makes his dick look like a scuba diver and then he goes scuba diving into your cum filled ass


diancie:

Ok but I don’t bite my nails bitch! And elegant? EVERYONE KNOWS YOU FINGER POP YA ASSHOLE WHENEVER RIHANNA IS ON YOUR DASH!!! Get gone

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oankalii:

titytwochainz:

thickienicki:

phattygirls:

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

LMFAOOOO! I hate IG

OMFG

hahahahahahah


(Source: pleatedjeans)


thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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How sexy is your name?

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!